My wife and I are starting to consider the morbid question of whom to ask to raise our son should something tragic happen. It’s a tough question, and there are lots of candidates. We’ve already eliminated Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel from consideration, but that’s about it.

Well, we’ve eliminated them and whoever wrote this list:

While I can see the logic behind purchasing “3 Ketchups,” I just don’t think I want my son to grow up in a household where they make cheese from wood.

(via someecards)