I guess it’s up to me.

As a prominent voice on the internet and a role model children everywhere, I feel it’s my duty to correct some of the gross generalizations and harmful misconceptions that linger in the world, poisoning impressionable young minds and warping the next generation’s view of the world.

And so I present to you, the first edition of Dad and Buried’s Mythbusters!

I don’t use the word “hero” lightly, but I am the greatest hero in American history! (h/t Lionel Hutz)

YOU’RE WELCOME, MEN.