I have seen the future, and it’s one in which my son can’t walk three steps without bumping into EVERYTHING and immediately getting mugged for his bionic glasses.

Undeniably impressive – but the video doesn’t reflect actual functionality; it’s only a movie about what Project Glass “might” do. All we really know is that the specs make you look like Lt. Geordi La Forge.

But I’m definitely looking forward to my wife yelling at me for ignoring her even while I’m looking directly at her. And then recording her anger so I can watch it again and again. All with my glasses!