As you may know, I have a book coming out on April 2nd.

It’s called Dad Truths: The Good, The Bad, and The Exhausting from the Frontlines of Parenting. You can even pre-order it RIGHT HERE!

I say “may” know because there’s a chance you have no idea I wrote a book that will be coming out next spring (just in time for Father’s Day!). And that’s because I am not good at self-promotion.

If you subscribe to my Substack and/or follow me on Instagram, you probably already know that Dad Truths exists. But just in case, I’ll lay it all out for you here.

It comes out next April, you can pre-order it RIGHT HERE, and it’s exactly what you’d expect: a funny, sarcastic, as-honest-as-possible look at parenting from one very tired dad’s perspective.

For frequent updates on what’s going on with the book – including previews, snippets, and some pre-order incentives to help motivate you to buy it! Because, as my publisher keeps reminding me, pre-orders are CRUCIAL to overall performance.

Without a good amount of pre-orders, the retail stores won’t order many copies to put on their shelves, which will damage overall sales for obvious reasons.

So please, please, PLEASE, if you plan to buy it for Father’s Day or are on the fence about ever buying it, or waiting to see if it’s worth it, just do it now, and if you hate it you can burn it (please don’t burn books like some weirdo Nazi Christian Floridian Creationist, no offense?) or throw it out or re-gift it or give it away in one of those Facebook neighborhood Buy Nothing groups my wife has just about re-furnished our home through. (Just don’t return it because that hurts numbers too.)

So buy it now, and buy it here: https://amzn.to/3vWi7Q3

Thanks in advance! I love you.