Wow.
And here I am, worried about dropping my kid when this specimen clearly illustrates that there are far worse problems with which to contend.
Or maybe HE was dropped on HIS head….
Baby Rule: No Gwar.
Baby Rule: No Jerry Springer.
Baby Rule: No believing in things without my permission.
Baby Rule: No whatever-that-hairdo-is-called.
On the bright side, at least he’s not into Insane Clown Posse.
YET.
Gwar isn’t so bad once you get to know them.
ICP is a big Hell No!!
That’s quite a parenting journey! Makes me appreciate the simple joys, like mastering Snow Rider 3D without faceplanting. Seriously though, setting rules is tough. Hopefully, “no questionable hairdos” sticks, and maybe he’ll discover the thrill of digital snowboarding instead.