More like the "BM BM" line, amirite?! #BMStandsForBowelMovement
Another cool view from the awesome Brooklyn Bridge Park. #freedomtower #orwhateverit'scalled
A friend of mine posted this status on Friday night. She has three kids, no free time, and a great perspective.
It helps that she's relentlessly positive all the time, almost to the point of exhaustion. MY exhaustion.
Love ya, Barb!
My son inadvertently set up a police line-up for his @hasbro Rescue Bots. If it were up to me, they'd all go to jail. #Transformers
He looks pretty badass for someone sipping milk through a straw.
The cool thing about this Frozen-branded yogurt is how when you jam the straw in you can imagine you're stabbing Anna and Elsa to death.
Pork roll sandwich for breakfast because I live with someone who was born in New Jersey.
One of the coolest views in Brooklyn, of the Manhattan Bridge, from DUMBO.
That's quite the pillow, pal...
I'm trying to make the porta-potty #selfie a thing, for some reason.