Detective Munch: The fruit of my loins, the Oedipus to my Laius, the Luke to my Darth, the bearer of my pall, both the best thing that's ever happened to me and the architect of my downfall.
Other Parents (OP): All those judgmental, holier-than-thou, better-at-this-than-you, self-declared-expert parents you know and hate.
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