Have you ever taken your kids to a restaurant? Of course you haven’t, you’d be dead and unable to read this!

I kid, I kid. We don’t die when we take our children out to restaurants, we just end up wishing we were dead.

In the latest episode of the Dad and Buried podcast, Pete and I dive into the nightmarish hellscape that is attempting to eat in public with your kids in tow. We also dissect my hideous finger-less gloves, Pete reveals his bizarre habit of eating at Buffalo Wild Wings, and I continue to relentlessly sprinkle every podcast with nonstop pop culture references that Pete doesn’t understand and scolds me for afterwards.

If you listen closely, you might even hear me sing the Billy Joel song that served as the theme to my prom! I got me some pipes!

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