19
Jun
Decent Exposure
Over the past two years I’ve seen a lot of my son’s penis.
I’d have to say that aside from my own, there’s no one penis I’ve seen more of.
And I’ve been on Chat Roulette.
Tag: motherhood
15
Jun
“You’re a Great Dad. Who Knew?”
The title of this post is an exact quote from my wife. Thanks, honey?
It’s a borderline offensive thing to say, but she’s right. No one knew I’d be, let alone expected me to be, a great dad. Or even a good one. Not her. Not you. Least of all me.
Okay. Maybe least of all you.
31
May
Parenting Advice From The Childless
No one wants my parenting advice. But like just about everyone else, I won’t stop giving it. The difference is, where most people celebrate their “expertise,” I revel in my ignorance.
I’ve had an advice section for a few weeks now, a page where I can field your question, queries, queests about how to best raise your kids. The difference between me and most advice columnists is that I don’t pretend to be an authority; I admit I don’t know shit about parenting. But at least I actually have a kid.
Those people that don’t even have kids but insist on telling you how to handle yours? Wow.
14
May
I Am Parent, Hear Me Roar
Parents are a vocal bunch. So when a particularly provocative topic hits the news, they aren’t about to stay quiet. The funny thing is, while you’d think parents would be most aggressive when defending their kids, more often than not they are equally as loud, if not louder, when they feel the need to defend themselves.
Because not only are parents vocal, they are sensitive.
We got additional evidence on this front last week, with the TIME Magazine cover controversy.
10
May
Time Magazine: Parent Porn
Interesting cover for the latest Time Magazine. How old is this kid, twenty? I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the fact that he’s way too old to be breastfeeding or the fact that he’s wearing camo pants. NOT IN MY HOUSE! (I mean the camo pants. The breastfeeding looks kinda fun.)