Parental Burnout

Parental Burnout

I went into this parenting gig with almost total ignorance, and while it’s been more fun than I anticipated, I have few illusions about the trials and tribulations to come.

In fact, based on what I’ve seen from other parents throughout my life, I fully expect the goodwill I’ve accumulated – along with the optimistm inherent to the naivete of a two year parent – to be largely exhausted and potentially completely eliminated by the time my kid is 18. Maybe even sooner.

But I’m not there yet, and I’m in no hurry to be. So I keep trucking along, only occasionally stressing about the future. Best case scenario, I end up like the parents in Easy A. Worst case? I end up like a teacher.

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My (Son’s) Life as a Dog

My (Son’s) Life as a Dog

Can someone please tell me the difference between a dog and a two-year-old?

This is a serious question.

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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Son

Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Son

Having kids is not all it’s cracked up to be.

For one thing, you have a tiny human being in your house. This is almost as bizarre as having an animal in your house, but at least animals have fur.

All my son has is tons and tons of drool.

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Stop Laughing at Your Kids!

Stop Laughing at Your Kids!

Now that we’ve all agreed that kids aren’t funny, let’s get to the real issue: We need to stop laughing at them.

Or we’re all gonna be in big trouble.

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Your Kid is Not Funny

Your Kid is Not Funny

I don’t know much, but I know your kid isn’t funny.

How do I know? Because no kids are funny.

NONE.

This includes mine.

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