Oh happy day!

My son performed his first successful poop in the potty this morning, and I wanted to share the proud moment with all of my blog readers.

It’s only right that you should experience this along with me, and share in my triumph.

Thanks for making the image on the next page possible!

Come on, people.

I may be an asshole, but I’m not THAT MUCH of an asshole.

You want to see a picture of my son’s bowel movement?