Wow.

And here I am, worried about dropping my kid when this specimen clearly illustrates that there are far worse problems with which to contend.

Or maybe HE was dropped on HIS head….

Baby Rule: No Gwar.

Baby Rule: No Jerry Springer.

Baby Rule: No believing in things without my permission.

Baby Rule: No whatever-that-hairdo-is-called.

On the bright side, at least he’s not into Insane Clown Posse.

YET.