There's something cruel about being forced to answer someone's #sds tag first thing in the morning (I'm looking at you, @hyperblastchic ), so I cheated a little.
They're filming Blacklist in front of my office today, so hit me up if you want an autograph for your grandmother.
I was tagged for a #sds by @hotass_mcmuffin so here it is.
Per her "instructions", I didn't do the "how old" thing (but it said I'm 27 in this pic, which is younger than I am and older than I feel). Sorry for cheating!
With this outfit, he's like a Superman/baseball player/Maverick combo this morning.
Kentucky Derby parties are all well and good until someone brings a miniature horse.
When you've got a bad cold but are feeling a little frisky...
Want to be an asshole? Wear this kind of hat.
On my way to steal your girl...
Why you don't give out your Netflix password...
Hey look, it's me and Detective Munch from the fun @dovemencare shoot we participated in!
#Repost @dovemencare with @repostapp . ・・・ #RealStrength is measured not with reps, but with bear hugs.
Cares Makes a Man Stronger.