[E-card] Bite Club

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The first rule of Bite Club is you never stop talking about Bite Club.

Seriously, if someone bites you, scream bloody murder and alert everyone in your vicinity! Biting is NOT acceptable, even if you’re just a toddler.

Because I don’t care if you’re Batman: getting bit HURTS.

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  3. The Fight Club/Bite Club twist made me laugh, especially the reminder that biting hurts even when the biter is a toddler. I spend a lot of time turning parenting interviews and course videos into transcripts, and this is exactly the kind of short, quotable parenting moment that still works when it is captured in text.

  4. Unlike quietly brushing off a small problem, the suggestion to “scream bloody murder and alert everyone” feels like a useful reminder to respond early. I recently got stuck on a puzzle and found that asking for one small hint worked better than guessing at the whole answer. A clear next step can stop frustration from spreading, just as the post says to take a bite seriously.

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