They supposedly have all these rules and restrictions about who can and can’t vote. But this is America: We don’t make rules. We break them.

And so my son totally got his vote on this morning, and I have the picture to prove it.

Look at the little patriot!

He’s only crying because I tore him a new one after he told me he’d voted for Romney.

He’d better hope his vote doesn’t sway things, for his own sake.

Because if Romney wins, the kid’s about to acquire a whole bunch of pre-existing conditions. And then he’ll be really screwed.