Kentucky Derby parties are all well and good until someone brings a miniature horse.
At this point, Pizza Hut's slogan should just be "Because Americans are assholes!"
Want to be an asshole? Wear this kind of hat.
The one perk of parenting.
With this outfit, he's like a Superman/baseball player/Maverick combo this morning.
Detective Munch has been so quietly occupied with figuring out how his new, complicated #Transformers toy works, I'm pissed I didn't buy him five of these things years ago!
This seems relevant, what with yesterday's announcement that Boba Fett is getting his own movie. #StarWars
#TruthfulTuesday: This is another pic of me from that @dovemencare shoot - you can tell it's me by my AMAZING ASS.
Detective Munch didn't make the cut for this one; he was probably somewhere whining about something. #RealStrength
Happy #StarWarsDay. I hate this stupid pun, but I'm nothing if not weak-minded and thus easy prey for Jedi mind control, so #Maythe4thBeWithYou!