I, Dad and Buried (aka Mike Julianelle), am a 40-year-old Brooklyn dad who is sharing my experiences as a father and whining about the ways the existence of my sons (Detective Munch is six, The Hammer is BRAND NEW) – not to mention the myriad responsibilities surrounding their existence – are destroying my social life.
This blog serves as a continual diary of my development as a father and – soon! – as an expert parent with the world’s first and only PERFECT CHILDREN. Expect some pictures, maybe even a video or two. And some swearing. But no judgment. Because I don’t truck with that.
And rest assured, no matter how much I may whine about my kids, and about my life, I still…, I still…, um…
I forgot what I was going to say.
Funny: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Son
Serious: Benefit of the Doubt
Controversial: Why I Vaccinated My Son
Popular: Real Reasons Parents are Always So Tired
List: Ten Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison
At Your Own Risk: Advice Columns
I SOMETIMES SWEAR. I ALWAYS MOCK MY KIDS. I’M USUALLY JOKING. I DON’T RUN GUEST POSTS. I WILL ACCEPT FREE BEER. (AND PLANE TICKETS.)