Halloween doesn’t mean the same thing when you’re ten as it does when you’re twenty. Or when you have kids of your own. Priorities change…
Check out this handy chart detailing all the different stages of the spookiest night of the year!
The Stages of Halloween
My kids have asked me to reduce the candy tax but I have explained to them it like everything else in life goes up.
Sooner or later, though, those kids grow up. And then they take all the candy away from their poor elderly parents. It’s a vicious cycle.
Why do I feel the teenage years and parenting years could be put together?
I forgot to mention how much I love the day after when the kid gets sick because they stayed out too late and secretly ate too much candy.
Good times.