Having kids can occasionally feel like living in a monster movie. Because children are monsters!
When you kid bites you, he might as well be a vampire. When she screams up a storm, she can be as terrifying as a banshee. When they try to wipe their own butt, they often end up looking like a mummy. For the first few years of their lives, they all walk like Frankenstein’s monster.
And every single one of them reduces your home to rubble, like one monster in particular…
All toddlers are missing is the ability to breathe fire.